McCena
🏋️♂️ THE ONLY COIN THAT CAN BENCH PRESS MORE THAN YOU! 🏋️♂️
THIS BURGER HAS AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT FOR YOUR WALLET! 🚀
You CAN see me. And I'm absolutely DELICIOUS. A tribute to the 16-time World Heavyweight Champion, served hot and fresh on the blockchain with extra memes and a side of Thuganomics! 🍟
🚨 BREAKING: Local Burger Becomes Cryptocurrency! 🚨
"This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen... I LOVE IT!" - Definitely Not John Cena
MAIN EVENT: McCena vs. Your Hunger! 🥊
🏆 The Championship Belt (Tokenomics) 🏆
5.4% of the total $McCena token supply is reserved for The Cenation Leader himself! 💪
⚠️ PLOT TWIST ALERT! ⚠️
If John Cena declines this generous offer, these tokens will be BURNED FOREVER in the most dramatic way possible!
"You can't see the tokens if they're burned!" 🔥👋
If John Says YES:
He becomes the richest wrestler-burger hybrid in history! 🤑
If John Says NO:
The biggest token burn party in crypto history! 🔥🎉
🔬 THE PEER-REVIEWED SCIENCE! 🔬
Our team of highly-caffeinated scientists (it's just one guy named Dave) have PROVEN that McCena is the pinnacle of financial evolution. Don't question it.
As you can clearly see from the data, the burger is bullish.
🤯 McCena Fun Facts 🤯
🧠 McCena has a higher IQ than most crypto influencers.
The McCena (Brazil Mix)
DJ Cenation
🍔 Not affiliated with John Cena, WWE, McDonald's, Burger King, or any actual food establishments 🍔
This is a meme coin for entertainment purposes only. Please don't actually try to eat your tokens.
"And his name is... MCCENA!" 🎺🎺🎺
Side effects may include: Uncontrollable urge to say "You Can't See Me", sudden craving for burgers, the inexplicable ability to perform wrestling moves, and seeing your portfolio in glorious technicolor.
